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Im Kayli 🤗 the Funny Flipper of KayliMade Designs! You should absolutely follow this page. The reasons are threefold.
1- im a super good time.
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Dont believe me? Ask my mom.
2- i make some really pretty stuff 🤷🏼‍♀️
3- its the right choice Now accepting small and medium commission pieces! Message me if interested!

Asking for a friend… Is this like an average sized stencil collection? Or have I gone overboard once again? I mean she. ...
09/05/2026

Asking for a friend…
Is this like an average sized stencil collection? Or have I gone overboard once again? I mean she. Has she, my friend, gone overboard again… 🤫😬😂

09/04/2026

You should totally follow me- for the updates on this piece, but also! Because… it’s a good time over here… you’re missing out 🤷🏼‍♀️😂😂

Been working on a custom order! I don’t wanna give too much away… but here’s a few pics of when I first started painting...
09/03/2026

Been working on a custom order!
I don’t wanna give too much away… but here’s a few pics of when I first started painting to give you an idea of what’s going on over here 🤗

WARNING! Long one! But a good one! I wrote a book about 20 some years ago, and recently stumbled across it again. I thou...
09/03/2026

WARNING! Long one! But a good one!

I wrote a book about 20 some years ago, and recently stumbled across it again.
I thought it would be fun to share some excerpts here 🤗
after all, writing is just another form of art! AND- it’s funny.
Like super duper funny.
Sooooo you’re welcome?? 😂😂😂😂 I’m only kidding.
Have a read if you’d like!
It will most likely, at LEAST make you smile.
Or grin.
Or smirk!
I don’t know!! Ok??
Something pleasant will happen to your face!!

So here it is Chapter 1, part 3 🤗🤗🤗

ON A BUFFALO WING AND A PRAYER

By Kayli Renée

THE FABULOUS FIVE. 1

Family dinners at my house in my early years were a thing of beauty. My dad could cook. I hold my father personally responsible for my family’s rollercoaster of weight fluctuations. That’s a ride that could have a spot at Disney World. And I hate amusement parks.
It wasn’t just that the food was delicious, he created a whole ambiance. Grandiose decorations mounted the table, two tall candles ablaze. The house always smelled of candles, crafts or food. Normally just food, and there was always home-made EVERYTHING, to ensure all of our calorie counts.
My dad would then choose a CD from his Classical Greats Collection. The music would play softly behind our eating disorders, and we would pretend our family was normal all the way until after we said grace. My dad would then ask us what artist was playing under our meal. Jeremy and I never cared
who the artist was, and found the whole charade to be laughable. Zack, however, found some pleasure or
A sense of pride in letting my father know he recognized the musicians, and could tell them apart.
“Bach!” he would shout one night. “Chopin,” the next. Jeremy would lock eyes with me every time, as if to say, “God, what a loser.”
“Very good son.” My father would reply, smiling at all of us.
My mom sat there pouring non-fat milk over her baked potato. She was a health freak growing up. Let’s just say we
spent some time in the gym daycare. I, on the other hand, viscously tore into
whatever meal it was that lay in front of me. To keep things laid back, and NOT participate in the silliness of this stupid dinner, I let out a manly, and quite majestic burp. My father immediately darted eyes at me,
“Kayli that’s disgusting! Knock it off! Straighten up young lady!”

I quickly straightened myself up in my chair, with the flair of a theatre major. My dad knew I knew what I was doing. I
liked to get him to his boiling point. and I remember wanting to disturb such a corny family dinner. If my memory serves me correctly, that night I was sent away a quarter into the meal, where I proceeded to expel gases from my bedroom. God, I was a dream.

09/02/2026

A cute little thrift store flip! And i adore how she turned out!

Celebrating creativity, passion, and lifting up fellow artists. 💛I’m going to drag you through ten solid days of breatht...
09/02/2026

Celebrating creativity, passion, and lifting up fellow artists. 💛

I’m going to drag you through ten solid days of breathtaking talent, so consider your feed officially blessed.

Now go do your civic duty, shower these brilliant artists with follows, and let’s all pretend we have our lives together. 😂😂
Thanks for sticking around!

Day 10!!!! I did it! 💛 this is Edna💛
10 images, 10 Days, No Explanation
A huge thank you to
Re-Imagined by Rachael
my main squeeze 😂
for the nominations!
Follow her if you don't already!
Her work is beautiful! SERIOUSLY

Today Im calling out 2ndchanceshelly
Time to show off!!

Celebrating creativity, passion, and lifting up fellow artists. 💛I’m going to drag you through ten solid days of breatht...
09/02/2026

Celebrating creativity, passion, and lifting up fellow artists. 💛

I’m going to drag you through ten solid days of breathtaking talent, so consider your feed officially blessed.

Now go do your civic duty, shower these brilliant artists with follows, and let’s all pretend we have our lives together. 😂😂
Thanks for sticking around!

Day 9!! 💛 This is Ms Robinson 💛
10 images, 10 Days, No Explanation
A huge thank you to
Re-Imagined by Rachael
my main squeeze 😂
for the nominations!
Follow her if you don't already!
Her work is beautiful! SERIOUSLY

Today Im calling out Flipping Retired
Time to show off!!

WARNING! Long one! But a good one! I wrote a book about 20 some years ago, and recently stumbled across it again. I thou...
09/01/2026

WARNING! Long one! But a good one!

I wrote a book about 20 some years ago, and recently stumbled across it again.
I thought it would be fun to share some excerpts here 🤗
after all, writing is just another form of art! AND- it’s funny.
Like super duper funny.
Sooooo you’re welcome?? 😂😂😂😂 I’m only kidding.
Have a read if you’d like!
It will most likely, at LEAST make you smile.
Or grin.
Or smirk!
I don’t know!! Ok??
Something pleasant will happen to your face!!
So here it is Chapter 1, 🤗🤗🤗

ON A BUFFALO WING AND A PRAYER

By Kayli Renée

THE FABULOUS FIVE. 1

When I was seven or eight my brothers and I had made a big messy bed in the living room, of random blankets, pillows, and sleeping bags.
My dad came to tuck us all in and say goodnight. I remember his scent and how deep his voice used to sound when I was tired.
He started with me. A kiss on the forehead.
“Goodnight baby girl, I love you.” Stepping over me he knelt over my younger brother. He always had to sleep next to me. Until I was 15 years old Zack had a fear of sleeping by himself. Some fear someone bad was coming to get him. I tried to help him for years until one night, I snapped. I told
him the only thing that was going to happen to him, was that if he didn’t let me sleep by myself, I was going to strangle him while he dreamt. Now he suffers from insomnia and I just got a new bed.
Anyways, back to the story,
“Goodnight son, love you.” My father then stood up and walked to my eldest brother awaiting his goodnight wishes.
My dad knelt down.
“Goodnight son. I like you.”
Jeremy stared shocked. Then burst into laughter with the rest of us. That was my dad, he always had a joke, they
weren’t always funny, but he had em’.

I identified with my father the most because we both struggled with weight all of our lives and found humor to
be quite a good cure for self hatred. We called each other fat all the time. But that was our “thing.” No one could take
it away, and we were really very good at it. Once we were arguing about something, I brought up a touchy subject and he asked condescendingly, “do you really want to go down
that hallway?”
I popped back…
“Can you fit down that hallway?” Argument over. That was how they all ended, with me winning. Still do.

09/01/2026

Sounds like a murder waiting to happen 😂😂😂😂
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Seven Ravens and a Crane walk into a bar…
09/01/2026

Seven Ravens and a Crane walk into a bar…

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