I am in great pain

25/01/2020

Stop being a boring bitch in bed. Rub your cm on her head and call her Simba

17/01/2020

An elderly woman told me I'm a very polite and charming young man today. I don't wanna say that I'm officially better than you all in every way but I'm better than you all in every way

16/01/2020

Say screamo one more time

14/01/2020

Lagnagbay

09/01/2020

Hello this is McDarnlards how can I help you

Hello yes can I have one stereotypical joke please

09/01/2020

Do you have any sauce? I don't like p***y by itself

08/01/2020

8

22/12/2019

Gonna cm in the Christmas turkey

18/12/2019

18/12/2019

Her: "can I call you daddy"

Me: "my name is Lord Bo**er Butt and you will address me as such. C**t"

18/12/2019

When eating monster munches.

Normal guys: *eats in one bite*

Feet guys: *starts licking the toes*

18/12/2019

Suck my a**l glands you w**k c**t