Couch Condom

12/02/2021

Wrap your tree during the holidays, and your couch 🌲 🛋

Use the code blackfriday15 for 15% off your order! This deal ends today so get them while you can!

11/23/2021

Whether your up on top, or you're going down under...

Just wrap it up! 🛋 🛡

🎁 Give a loved one this memorable Christmas gift and SAVE. 🎅🏾

Use the code blackfriday to trim 15% off your order now.

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10/30/2021

If your dog loves to get dirty, then use protection! 🛋

Spread eagle encouraged when you’ve got your couch clean and wrapped 🛡

10/27/2021

If only there was a way to fix this
“This couch is in great shape! Except for that one little tear” . . . 🛋
A condom for most couches, a wrap for most rips. 🛡
Take a look at our selection of condoms, for protection or a quick fix! Link is in our bio 🛋🆙
& 📸🛋

10/26/2021

Happy Halloween from the Family. 🎃

Make sure you keep your couch warm this winter, the snow is coming.❄️ 🌨

And use protection... 🛡 🛋

Check out our awesome covers at ---->

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10/23/2021

Let's get Festive!! 🎅🤶 Our Christmas Covers are in!🌲

Get yours in time for the Holiday season and take the festive spirit to the next level this year!! 🥳

Enter "xmascondom" at checkout and get 15% off!

And it was the before Christmas... Did you use protection? Our stunning array of eye catching Christmas patterns will get anybody in the holiday spirit! Pick your favorite and make your couch Santa proof in less than ONE MINUTE! Be smart, wrap it up. Sizing as follows: 1 Seater - 35" x 55" (90x140cm...

08/04/2021

Whose the real GOAT? 🐐
We put our products to the test, to find out. Can’t wait to share what we found 😎 🛋

06/02/2021

This couch could use a makeover! 💄
Listen to the writing on the wall, or to your mom & dads advice. And wrap it up! 🛡

05/09/2021

If you've got kids, pets or a messy man in your life... 👩‍👦‍👦 🐶 👨🏽‍🦰

Always use protection! 🛡

Make your couch last and keep your beloved furniture in good condition with our select line of Couch Condoms.

Water resistant, durable fabric and a bunch of different designs.

Do the right thing, and wrap it up! 💦

05/05/2021

If you don’t want your couch to wind up on the streets... 😢
Protect it! 🛡
From the minute you erect it 🍌
Link in bio for the newest addition to our collection, the colour grey!!!
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05/01/2021

*adjusts blanket to cover couch*
is so darn cute, but UGH!! The dreaded blanket covers sofa manoeuvre. 😫😫
If you’ve got pets and are tired of protection that just won’t stay snug. We’d be happy to help you wrap it up.
Discounts site wide!
💯

04/28/2021

If you’re going to pet...
Pet heavy! 👋🏽
Our friend Emerson (aka E) from is on the mend from unexpected kidney surgery and hospital admittance. To help cover E’s medical expenses, the fam and some generous businesses are coming together to help. 🙏🏽
Here’s how you can help E:
-Head to E’s Gofundme page gf.me/u/zq7nmh (Link in bio)
-Drop a donation. DM your receipt and country you are from
-Buy a raffle ticket(or 20)! 🎟 5 one entry, $20 five entries, $50 fifteen entries or post with for one entry
Entries for the raffle ends on May 16. Prizes draw on May 18.
Please help us spread the word for this cause by liking, saving and tagging pet owners ❤️