05/23/2023
Welcome to Jeff's Mobile Detailing - Our packages aren't just about the immaculate condition of your vehicle - they also tackle the economic crises we're currently facing by possibly fitting your budget, Let's dive in:
Package 1: "The Market Crash" - starting at $125
- Hand wash using tears of investors for body and wheels
- Economic polish and buffing to bring back the shine to your car (even when the economy has never been so dull!)
- Clean windows to get a better view of the stock market plummeting faster than your car's resale value
- Vacuum interior to take out all the dust from your piggy bank
- Tire and trim dressing to look extra fancy even when you're not.
Package 2: "The Stagflation" - starting at $225
- Includes everything in The Market Crash plus...
- Shampooing cloth seats- to get rid of the smell of your wallet crying
- Deep clean carpet and mats -for all the investors deciding to pull out at the last minute
- Clean and shine door panels and stash box to get rid of all things that make you feel poor.
Package 3: "The Hyperinflation" - starting at $350
- Includes everything from The Stagflation plus...
- Clay bar treatment to erase the evidence of your financial choices
- Compound and polish paint to make it look like you're rolling in cash again (when we both know you're really not)
- Detailed cleaning of every interior surface (even the ones the thousands of IRS agents missed)
- Deep cleaning of floor mats so your shoes feel like they're walking on piles of money.
At Jeff's Mobile Detailing, we believe in making the best out of every situation, even the crazy economic ones. Call us today at 208-660-0199 and let's make your car look great again.