Happy Destiny Furniture Rehab

Happy Destiny Furniture Rehab Locally owned and operated rehabbed furniture in Edmonson County, Ky.

Sassy Cassie and Little Joe. They met at Buc-ee's as their eyes locked from across the brisket station, liquid smoke in ...
08/26/2024

Sassy Cassie and Little Joe. They met at Buc-ee's as their eyes locked from across the brisket station, liquid smoke in the air. He offered to buy her a cinnamon roll, she accepted with glee, and they've been together ever since.

Painted, stained, and polyurethane. These tables are heavy and too big for my car, so they'll have to be picked up.

Coffee table measures 47x28x20
End table measures 28x24x23

$125 for both

JJ Smithy is now available for $60
08/26/2024

JJ Smithy is now available for $60

08/06/2024

JJ Smithy in action.

I call her JJ Smithy. She's a classy lady with just a little bit of meaness, the kind that keeps you on your feet when s...
08/06/2024

I call her JJ Smithy. She's a classy lady with just a little bit of meaness, the kind that keeps you on your feet when she's in the room. Her past is an enigma, surrounded by the smokey pool halls of her past. Now-a-days, she keeps ci******es stashed in the barn, because it's not any fun unless you sneak and do it.

I don't have a fancy staging area, so just squint your eyes and visualize her in your house.

Top is 36x20.5
Height is 30.5
Comes complete with hidden stash box for ci******es.

$75

These two pretty ladies are being donated to the local AA Sponsorship Rally for auction. Forgive the rough staging photo...
03/18/2024

These two pretty ladies are being donated to the local AA Sponsorship Rally for auction. Forgive the rough staging photos.

Yellow: This is Edna. She's been sober for a million years and doesn't have time for your bullsh*t. She knew Dr. Bob and Bill W., and felt their 12 steps were way too soft. Her suggestion:
1. Don't drink
2. Shut your pie hole

She's in the back of the room judging the hell out of all of you, but she'll bear hug you and pat your hair when you cry. Don't think for a second she'll ever admit to that and she'll never loan you any money. She's a little rough around the edges, but living through addiction will leave you with some bad*ss battle scars.

Purple: This is Amber. Bless her heart, she's trying. She had her first drink at 14 on the back of a cheerleading bus. Can you blame her? I mean, in 1995 what teenaged girl is going to pass up a Zima and a Jolly Rancher? She's been back and forth in these rooms for decades, still fighting the good fight, and by God, she's worth it.

I told my best friend, "If I ever decide again to strip a piece of furniture (using non-toxic stripper), inside my house...
01/30/2024

I told my best friend, "If I ever decide again to strip a piece of furniture (using non-toxic stripper), inside my house, during the winter, please punch me in the face." This was rough and I definitely cursed it a few times. I knew there were three layers, but discovered a fourth, and if you include the original finish, that makes five. Five. Five layers. I didn't intend to strip it all the way back, but the paint was thick and when I got down to the original finish it was just flaking off, so it had to go too. I made the mistake of removing the hinges where I discovered one screw completely broken off, and nearly stripped all 12 flathead screws trying to get them out. But I managed to pull it off and eventually replaced all the hinges and screws. I changed out the drawer pulls at the last minute because the gold didn't work against the paint-washed wood.

This is Aunt Mae. The story goes that my parents traded a couch for this hutch from my great-aunt Mae around 1980. This hutch sat in the dining room of my childhood home for 30+ years. There are no makers marks other than some random numbers and "French Walnut" stamped on the back. The stencil is meant to reflect the previous paint colors. It's not for sale. This one was for me.

You got some hexagon tables that came from ya mamaw's house that need an update? Check these out! I did these for my ste...
12/19/2023

You got some hexagon tables that came from ya mamaw's house that need an update? Check these out! I did these for my stepmom. She wanted them to match her TV table and I even managed to cover up a pretty significant burn mark. The tops were plastic laminate that I had to paint as faux wood.

I'm calling them Miranda and Patsy. They've lived a quiet life but don't ask them about Patsy's first husband. It's weird how he just never came back from that fishing trip. They've set in the same pew at Sunday School for 50 years and bring the same potato salad to every homecoming in the same yellow Tupperware bowl.

12/04/2023

Simon and LeBon. These guys partied hard but still have enough life for a reunion tour. In an ordinary world, the reflex might have been to pass them up, but when you save a prayer, these wild boys show up like girls on film.

Got any furniture you want updated? Message me for an estimate.

Obviously, I don't own the rights to this music (in case I needed to say that).

Now taking commisioned pieces! These belong to an amazing and supportive friend. They aren't for sale, just wanting to s...
12/04/2023

Now taking commisioned pieces!
These belong to an amazing and supportive friend. They aren't for sale, just wanting to show you what I can do. She bought these at a thrift store for $26. They're a mixture of laminate, veneer, and solid wood. I think they cleaned up nicely. Got anything that needs a face-lift? Message me for an estimate! Prices are determined by what you want done (paint, stain, etc.), the amount of necessary prep work & repairs, pickup & delivery, hardware choices, finishing touches, etc.

We're calling these Simon and LeBon. Video and short bio to follow.

Pre Black Friday 🛍⭐️ markdowns and new backstories! I posted these last month and since you guys seemed to dig the stori...
11/17/2023

Pre Black Friday 🛍⭐️ markdowns and new backstories! I posted these last month and since you guys seemed to dig the stories, figured I could back track a little and give these lovelies their own bio. Updated prices and backstories in the photo description.

Allow me to introduce you to Birdy and Celie. These classic ladies were in a codependent relationship and needed a healt...
11/13/2023

Allow me to introduce you to Birdy and Celie. These classic ladies were in a codependent relationship and needed a healthy separation. They're still best friends, just not overly attached anymore. They needed a little face lift and now look 30 years younger, but I think they've managed to hold onto their pearl-clutching astonishment at today's youth. According to the original label, they hail from the land of Montgomery Ward where they never left the house without nylons and lycra. I'm guessing Birdy & Celie are about 70, but as refined women do, they'll never reveal their true age.

$200, cash only

The tops measure 14"x20", and they stand about 27.25" tall. Chalk paint, stain, adhesive wallpaper on the sides, and the painted parts are top coated with semi-gloss polyurethane.

Free porch delivery in Edmonson County or a meet up within a reasonable distance. Of course, you're welcome to come and get them yourself (they'll probably complain about your driving).

11/13/2023

Here's a video of Walter in action.

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