— listening to Pearl Jam is for you a kind of spiritual or religious experience.
— If you want to make silence so that Pearl Jam's music may speak
— If you have a sense of understanding deeper meanings of life by listening or while listening Pearl Jam's Music.
— If you feel like you have been 'saved' thanks to their music.
— If while during dark periods of your life, Pearl Jam’s Music has been the beam of light to hold on to, bringing the necessary Peace & Joy to survive the darkness & chaos life knows how to turn into sometimes.
— If when you have to 'walk through' you prefer to 'walk it' while listening Pearl Jam on your mobile device.
— If you think that Pearl Jam's music should be listened on a religious daily (or at least weekly) basis.
— If you do not like religions but you love Pearl Jam's music.
— If you feel like religions do not make much of a sense, but when you need some kind of spiritual or emotional comfort, you feel like Pearl Jam's music is the space filling up that call or void...
— If you do not give a s**t about religions but when hearing Pearl Jam you feel an awesome sense of respect or devotion or enlightened or like having a sense of a mystical sort of experience.
— If you gather with friends or relative souls to listen to Pearl Jam and nothing else.
— If you celebrate every Sunday (or for instance any other day of the week) a private gathering with some of your fellow human beings to listen to Pearl Jam (even at full sound blast! ; ) in awesome reverence and silence.
— If you changed Sunday mass by your own mess with Pearl Jam on the background.. ;-)
— If you actually listen to Pearl Jam all by your own but you feel less lonely while listening to their music.
— If when something amazing happens to you, you exclaim or praise to the heavens "Oh, Mike god".. ;-p
— If you do not praise Pearl Jam members as gods but as your fellow humans beings with the grace and blessing of enlightening the rest of us by delivering ART, a divine creation in form of music.
— If you might consider them as merely Ministers or Messengers bringing us supreme and beautiful messages in the form of their songs.
— If you are not an as***le.
— If you are not a drunken bully shoving your way up to the front with elbows and fists at every PJ concert you end up attending, taking off the Peace & Joy of other attendees, real Pearljamists wanting to simply share their Peace & Joy for attending to the holy communion.
— If you are not a secret stalker believing to be the ‘chosen one’, to be the only fan with the right to love the band and their music.
— If you actually take care of one another, your fellow Pearljamists attending the holy communion as Eddie asks at every concert.
— If you think or believe that Eddie is an amazing, generous, awesome, powerful, beautiful, very sensitive, humble and sensible, talented, profound and inspired poet and singer...
— If you think or believe that Mike is an amazing, generous, awesome, powerful, beautiful, very sensitive, humble and sensible, talented, profound and inspired guitar player... (did we mention amazing already? ;)
— If you think or believe that Mike McCready is god... ;-p
— If you think or believe that Jeff is an amazing, generous, awesome, powerful, beautiful, very sensitive, humble and sensible, talented, profound and inspired artist and bass player...
— If you think or believe that Stone is an amazing, generous, awesome, beautiful, powerful, very sensitive, humble and sensible, talented, profound and inspired musician...
— If you think or believe that Matt is an amazing, generous, awesome, Fu***ng Powerful, beautiful, very sensitive, humble and sensible, talented, profound and inspired drummer...
— If you think or believe that Boom is a very sensitive and sensible, generous, talented, beautiful, very sensitive, humble and sensible, talented, profound and inspired organist...
— If you think or believe that the Sum of all that Fu***ng Amazing Rocking Power and awesomeness simply produce the Most Powerful Fu***ng Amazing Beautiful Rock band on the Planet!
Ok... The list can go on, but you got it... ;-)
So spread the good news... spread the ritual of listening to truthful spiritual voices... alone or together... in celebration of life and music... with joy, love and completeness... (Thank you guys, Thank you Mike, Thank you Eddie, Thank you Matt, Thank you Jeff, Thank you Stone, Thank you sooooo F**kin’ Much!..)
In Peace & Joy... And in Pure Perfect Joy = PJ
