04/09/2026
I got a box today from … and inside was one of the nicest leather shop aprons I’ve ever seen.
It’s kind of hard to explain how well made this thing is.
I’ve been wearing the same Artifact Bags apron for over a decade. It’s… seen some things. Probably more blood than recommended.
But the top row of tool holders were loose, so every time I’d bend over, everything would fall out. And the front pockets were wide open, so they’d just fill up with sawdust… straight into my iPhone’s charging port. My poor phone never stood a chance.
This one fixes all of that. Thoughtful pockets, better layout, everything actually stays where it’s supposed to.
It did, unfortunately, miss its first opportunity to get soaked in blood and take a field trip to the ER this weekend… but I’m excited to start breaking it in today. Preferably without the trauma.
Only downside… apparently it doesn’t make my skinny butt look thicc’r.
Sigh.
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