03/01/2022
Please be advised that all leadership, including the board of directors, CEO, President, and the Head Director Over Extrusions and Viscosity has been sacked.
We would like to make it perfectly clear that the Meerkat Slime Factory does not, nor has it ever encouraged the use of our various substances, regardless of viscosity or acidity, as meal substitutes, dietary aids, or as antibiotics.
We can make no claims, positive or negative, as to the long term effects of our assorted Slimes as antifungals, antidepressants, or anticoagulants.
We only endorse our products to be used for their intended purposes, and we strongly advise that our customers heed those instructions.
That being said, we thank you for your continued patience and support during this restructuring process. All backordered bioenzymal culture slimes should be shipping within the next two weeks or so. We're still waiting on the factory for the nanotube polymer, medium viscosity slime, so those orders might go into next month.
As a thank you for your enduring loyalty, we're offering a 3% shipping discount on all orders of 3 tonnes or more. Furthermore, we're offering a special 5% discount on all slimes purchased with MeerKoin™! Secure your transactions in the blockchain and grow your wealth, all at the same time!
