02/22/2026
Whoever's idea it was to buy our head of marketing a power tool, HR has a few questions for you...
What is it? (A scroll saw)
What does it do? (Super cool stuff!)
Does it help her do her job better? (Heh heh heh.... Not even a little bit)
Does she even know how to use it? (Ummm... Well... No... But I've been told I'm a quick learner!)
Why did we buy it then?! (Because the CFO said we could!! [Spoiler alert, I'm both π])
I know what you're all thinking... What will I do with such a thing? I HAVE NO IDEA!! But so far I've only broken one blade in the name of crafty education, so I'm sure it will be totally fine!