05/11/2026
New Dare County Sheriff’s Office challenge coin just dropped — featuring the Cape Hatteras Lighthouse, the only thing in the county that’s been silently judging our decisions longer than your FTO, your FTO’s FTO, and that one deputy who somehow survived three sheriffs, four uniforms, and the invention of body‑cams. This lighthouse has watched hurricanes, clueless tourists, and calls so catastrophically stupid they should qualify for disaster relief.
Perfect for collectors and deputies who hunt the evil you pretend doesn’t exist!!! — relax… it’s a joke. If you feel personally attacked, that’s between you and your conscience.
💰 $25 each + shipping
📦 Discounts for multiple coins (for the folks who need all the shiny things because therapy is expensive)
DM to order — these go faster than a rookie in a new patrol car trying to impress literally anyone.