Retired Old Farts of America

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(CLICK "LIKE" Link on page) At Retired Old Farts of America we watch the train go by and sometimes we count the cars... We play Bingo or Shuffleboard and we take unscheduled naps... We surf the world wide web and play checkers and we take unscheduled naps... We go to Wal-Mart and ride the scooters and take unscheduled naps... We check the mail for our SS check and we take unscheduled naps...

04/15/2023

Turn Around...

01/23/2020

After my 91-year-old mother finished having her hair cut and shaped, the stylist announced, “There, now you look ten years younger.”
My mother, un­impressed, replied, “Who wants to look 81 years old?”

01/23/2020

When my 85-year-old father was in the hospital, his doctor, trying to determine Dad’s mental state, asked, “What gets you up in the morning?”

My father shrugged. “Probably the same thing as everyone. I have to go to the bathroom.”

05/17/2019

I made it to Friday...

04/18/2019

Hey Customer Service...

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2301 Laxative Lane
Gadsden, AL
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