The floor spends more than $100 on “apple juice”
7. Every drunk person has an alter ego
9. You learn it’s better not to ask
10. You get arrested for singing
11. Errbody in club knows what err is
12. You’ve been to a 3oh!3 dance party
13. “C3…f**k ‘em”
14. C3 tries to touch your dick
15. People on your floor think they’ve gone blind
16. You’ve had to carry multiple floor mates back
17. You’ve given
your floor mate a concussion
18. You have your fair share of fine dining glassware
19. You’ve had an encounter with “The Jefferies”
20. Badpuppy is your homepage
21. You spend more time in the lounge than in your room
22. You’ve never seen Denise but you know she’s a bitch
23. Oh herrro dair
24. You say things three times
25. Average bed time is 2am
26. You’ve listened to drunk guys complain about girls
27. Horses chase you and run into walls
28. There’s never more than two chairs in the lounge
29. You participated in the raid of c3’s chairs
30. Everyone is sober every weekend…
31. you’ve heard Kyla (Lyla) become Ludacris
32. 40s are your drink of choice
33. If no one saw you break it, it didn’t happen
34. The furniture ends up in the bathroom
35. You don’t bother to lock your door
36. You wear shirts as pants
37. You’ve participated in a pants off dance off
38. Your pants come off
39. Floor sex exists only in a mythical land (and c3)
40. ya wake up thinking “oh God what did I do last night”
41. You’ve snorted coffee
42. You know what yogs is
43. Almost every game system is in the lounge
44. You know the A-team
45. “So did you guys f**k yet?”
46. “Oh yeah?”
47. Cocaine meth heroine
48. Rainbow Popsicle
49. My 1st kiss was with Mike Tom and Chris
