I have a habbit of saying words I don't mean to say

03/26/2020

https://www.buzzfeed.com/alliehayes/ever-after-is-the-most-under-appreciated-film

Welcome to this week's episode of "This Is The Hill I Will Die On!"

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02/02/2012

Do you put the cup in the coffee yet?

10/25/2011

Today in class we were talking about the1960s and a 23+ student stated "I would just like to announce I was not around for that era" The girl who sits next to me looks over at her and says "Really?! Wow!" then she back tracked and was like "Oh wait..."

05/04/2010

Sometimes words turn into phrases that come out completely wrong, but sounded better in my head.

03/23/2010

What I meant to say was, darling you look amazing in that dress. >_>

03/08/2010

So there was a monkey and a hobo...

02/26/2010

'Today, my fiancee and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML'