01/14/2016
As this past Christmas loomed I thought about what kind of presents I might build. A couple years ago the particular recipients I had in mind had made the wood from several birch trees they cut down from their back yard available to me to take home for firewood, as we like to heat our home as much as we can using our wood stove (though we have central propane-fired furnace). It had lain in their damp and wet Northern California back yard for several months before I managed to haul it over the winding, mountainous, hairpinned road to our home where I planned to split and stack it. I noticed that fungus ears were beginning to sprout on the bark of the logs.
Those of you who know wood realize that birch is a fairly plain, nondescript wood that is not particularly exciting to use in woodworking. However as I prepared to split a number of the pieces I noticed a remarkable patterning showing up in the wood, stripes, marbling, and multiple colors of black, brown and everything in between. I realized that the birch wood was spalted! Well, what is spalting, you ask? It is when wood, when it is damp and moist, is invaded by a succession of fungus species, each depending upon the environment that prior fungus growth produced (ph, moisture, etc.). The wood is actually undergoing the natural process of decomposition, but has not proceeded to the point where it has lost all its integrity and strength. The fungus growth had pe*****ted the entire length of good sized logs and produced an amazing effect! I can't burn this in my wood stove, I thought! So I cut it into slabs with my Agazzani bandsaw and stacked in an out-of-the-way corner of my garage shop, which, truth be known, does not have that many corners to put things in! At the time I had no idea what, or if, I would ever make anything from them.
But that time had come! What better to make a gift from than the wood from their own back yard, which had been transformed, from a plain, ordinary wood, to something extraordinarily beautiful! But what to make? Well, he is an emerging brewmaster, just having completed his first brew. Why not build a beer tote suitable for carrying six bottles of his distinguished creation? Why, yes! And I can use the spalted birch that has air dried in my shop for these two years! And why not make for her napkin rings made from the same? Yes. Decision made!
After perusing the internet for beer tote design ideas, I adapted one to use, improving the rough nailed together joints, with true woodworking joinery. The wood was quite light and soft from the spalting, much more like a light pine, than birch hardwood. I fastened to one side the most singular bottle opener I could find, in the shape of a manly, curling mustachio. I bookmatched the ends to allow the grain to follow the sloping shape of the beer tote. When I finished it with polyurethane I noticed it soaked up an enormous amount significantly strengthening the wood in the process.
The napkin rings I also made from the spalted birch. However the boards I had cut weren't quite thick enough to make a more traditional circular ring, so, after consulting my wife, my ever-ready font of wisdom, I created a flattened ring, which was a more interesting alternative anyway. I first attempted to drill holes almost an inch and a quarter in diameter, but found that the partially decomposed wood shattered. I gave up drilling that size after two of my rings were broken. I reduced the hole size to three quarters of an inch and finally succeeded in drilling out the rest of the rings, drilling three holes in a row into the center of each ring. I did end up realizing that I could repair the broken rings quite easily. The porous wood glued extremely well without any trace of where they broke. You will notice them in the pictures as the two rings with the larger holes in them. Because the rings were all hand shaped they differ from one another in slight respects. I particularly like this aesthetic aspect of hand shaped things. They are perfect in their imperfection. Machine routed objects are cold and lifeless in comparison.
I only managed to complete and shape two of the rings before Christmas. When I began to apply a finish I was amazed at how much finish they absorbed. I ended up literally bathing them both in a Tupperware dish of finish until they absorbed all they could, which was a substantial amount. They turned out very nicely, and the finish, as I found finishing the beer tote, substantially strengthened them.
That gave me an idea. When it came to completing the rest of them, I decided to try an experiment. I have System Three epoxy that I use to fill cracks and defects in the wood in my projects. What if I soak the napkin rings in epoxy thinned with acetone to permit it to pe*****te more thoroughly? This I proceeded to do. The ten rings absorbed an amazing quantity of epoxy, at least two or three cups of it! I was quite amazed. Having been thinned by acetone the epoxy took quite a while to harden taking several days below my wood stove.
But it turned out really well. The rings were much heavier, stronger, and solid than they had been initially, quite hard actually! After sanding to 220 grit, I began applying a polyurethane finish, which is durable and water resistant. I like to use Minwax's Wipe-On Poly, which is highly rated by Fine Woodworking magazine. After about five coats, sanding with 400 grit sandpaper, and then, for the final two coats, smoothing with 0000 steel wool, and a final hand rubbing with carnauba furniture wax, the rings were complete. Voilà! I was surprised and thrilled with the result. I think they are quite remarkable, not because of my work, but because of the amazing transformation into an extraordinarily beautiful wood, that ordinary birch can make! I hope you enjoy them as well. Now I get to deliver them!