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☹️ FRESH HOP REPENTANCE ☹️Our fresh hop is FINALLY here, and it comes with an overdue apology... You may have noticed th...
09/04/2026

☹️ FRESH HOP REPENTANCE ☹️

Our fresh hop is FINALLY here, and it comes with an overdue apology...

You may have noticed that, unlike the last two years, this fresh hop beer has no reference to PORK. And we’ve all got to thank for that. We had absolutely no idea that employing Aotearoa's most notorious vandal could, in any way shape or form, be supporting crime. We had been shamefully hoodwinked by evil itself! has shown us the error of our ways! And we will be eternally grateful for that.

Because we’re so so deeply ashamed of our actions and so so so sorry for all the harm we have caused, this years Fresh Hop is a form of repentance. The cleansing properties of an Xtra Pale Ale paired with Freestyle Hops’ finest Riwaka, will exorcise any evil spirits, purify the soul and help us all avoid eternal damnation! And if this beer isn’t enough to satiate your desire for public self-flagellation, we’ve even fired our General Manager who endorsed the corruptive idea of collaborating with the lawless wrongdoer PORKSTA in the first place…

All it took was one brave soul speaking out to show us our sinful ways. Thank you so very much , you’re the reason this beer exists. In ’s name.

Amen.

🥬 THAT TIME OF YEAR 🥬If you follow the Abandoned Brewery's socials, it's probably fair to assume you follow a bunch of c...
26/03/2026

🥬 THAT TIME OF YEAR 🥬

If you follow the Abandoned Brewery's socials, it's probably fair to assume you follow a bunch of craft breweries. That means you'll be being absolutely bombarded right now with fresh hop content. Obviously we've brewed another fresh hop this year, and obviously it'll be Aotearoa's favourite, but we won't w**k on about that...

How about a fun fact instead!?!? Did you know hops and w**d share appoximately 73% of their genetic material, that means they're cousins apparently. FUN STUFF!!!

Anyway, Fresh Hop 2026 coming SOON! Keep your eyes peeled for when it starts pouring, it won't last long...

19/03/2026

We got so much love from all our fans on our last video. We thought you all deserved to see a little behind the scenes action!

Thanks again Abandoned Porirua !!?! ☠️

17/03/2026

It only took us three years, but the Abandoned Porirua page is finally here! Give it a follow for Porirua-specific garbage!!?!!

Never Say Die 🛃

GET YOUR TICKETS RIGHT NOW!!!
20/02/2026

GET YOUR TICKETS RIGHT NOW!!!

🎰 MERCH FOR CHRISTMAS 🎰Don't know what to get your Mum, Brother, Partner, Cousin, Aunt, Dog or Newborn Child for Christm...
18/12/2025

🎰 MERCH FOR CHRISTMAS 🎰

Don't know what to get your Mum, Brother, Partner, Cousin, Aunt, Dog or Newborn Child for Christmas!? Why not an official high-quality hand-printed and or embroidered (Thanks ) Abandoned Brewery Hoodie or Tshirt or Hat or slightly different kinda hat!?!?

Come in for a feed, or some beers, or even hit our online store before the big day and walk away with all your Christmas presents sorted. It's as easy as that!

Special shout-out to our handsome models from .

NEVER SAY DIE

🥈 QUIZ SO NICE WE'RE DOING IT TWICE 🥈You all loved it last time so we're running it back! Abandoned Porirua Pub Quiz Par...
04/12/2025

🥈 QUIZ SO NICE WE'RE DOING IT TWICE 🥈

You all loved it last time so we're running it back! Abandoned Porirua Pub Quiz Part II! Hosted by local comedian Aggie. Here's the breakdown, shockingly the exact same as last time just a new date;

Quiz starts at 6:30!
Koha entry - which will all go to a local charity.
Book ya table either at the bar or online.
Tons of super fun and original prizes, and merch.
It's a pub quiz I'm sure you guys can work out the rest...

Gather your smartest mates, book a table in, and get studying! Never say die!!

🇩🇪 PROST 🇩🇪We're extremely excited to announce our newest seasonal beer, just in time for the weather very slightly pick...
06/11/2025

🇩🇪 PROST 🇩🇪

We're extremely excited to announce our newest seasonal beer, just in time for the weather very slightly picking up! Introducing Abandoned Breweries Berliner Weisse!!?!

Our Berliner Weisse is a crazily refreshing, unfiltered, slightly sour ale. And as a bonus, If you get it at one of our taprooms, we can add a touch of a variety of flavoured syrups to enhance the experience! Just like back in a beer garden in Munich.

We couldn't decide what to write on the can, so we enlisted Abandoned Breweries' long-distance German correspondent, Jannik Lorbeer, to write it for us! We don't know what it says, but we are sure it perfectly describes the beer!

JAWOHL!

🏩 JUST IN TIME 🏩What day is Father's Day? Sunday!! - So why not treat him to a shiny new hat fresh off the Artisan Scree...
04/09/2025

🏩 JUST IN TIME 🏩

What day is Father's Day? Sunday!! - So why not treat him to a shiny new hat fresh off the Artisan Screen Prints' presses!

Save yourself (or your mate or your lover) a trip to Turkey, cover that bald spot up with an Official Abandoned Brewery Hat!!

We've got a ton of 'em in multiple different styles of hats and designs. Even some truckers with mesh on the back to keep your fat head cool all summer long! Perfect for any Dad or Mum or friend no matter how weirdly shaped their head is!!!

Get 'em on our website or at either of our taprooms while they last!

🏁 8 FROM 8 🏁We understand we're like three weeks late on this, but that's because we're really s**t at social media... A...
19/08/2025

🏁 8 FROM 8 🏁

We understand we're like three weeks late on this, but that's because we're really s**t at social media... After a brief hiatus from the Brewers Guild Awards, Abandoned Brewery has come back with a vengeance! !!

Bronze:
Hazy Pale Ale
Pilsner
IPA

Silver:
Japanese Black Lager
Hazy #13
WCIPA #1

Gold:
APA
Pilsner

Get 'em all now in-store and online and in some other stores and stuff, but don't ask us. Just like our spotty social media presence, we also struggle with everything else...

Address

20 Parumoana Street
Porirua
5022

Opening Hours

Tuesday 4pm - 8pm
Wednesday 4pm - 9pm
Thursday 4pm - 9pm
Friday 12pm - 9pm
Saturday 12pm - 9pm
Sunday 12pm - 8pm

Telephone

+6421435003

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