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29/01/2012

A teacher asked a student, What is the full form of Maths?
The student answered, 'Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students'.
Today, that student is an Engineer. Trust me :)

29/01/2012

Aik Murghi ka Kawway se rishta ho gaya,
Jab Murghay ko pata chala, to wo Murghi k paas gaya or Bola:
Mujh men kya kami hai? Smart hoon, Kawway se zyada khoobsurat hun, Tumhari biradari ka hun,
Meri awaz pooray sheher men goonjti hai.
Murghon ki Union ka President hun”
Murghi boli:
Main tumhare jazbaat ki qadar karti hun,
Lekin!!
Amma Abba ki khwahish hai k Larka Air Force men ho:D

29/01/2012

The altimate 0ne-
"kyo kisi ki yaado me roya jaye ..?;-(
kyo kisi ke khyalo me khoya jaye...?:-(
Mera to yahi kehna h yaaro :-O
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Bahar mausam bahut thanda hai :-P
Kyo razai odh k soya jaye ;-)

29/01/2012

Research says that:
Girls Take 3 days to judge A boy,
Whether she likes Him or Not.
But Boys take only Three seconds!
1st Second ; kya Ladki Hai yaar!
2nd second : Mast hai yaar
3rd second : Bhai Mujhe Pyar Ho Gaya

29/01/2012

Meaningful line written on
Women Shoe Shop:
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" 80% Off ,
If purchased within
10 minutes " ...=P =D

like if u get it :D

28/01/2012

plz..... promote this page.........

28/01/2012

Santa: I Wana Tell U Smthing,
Banta: Its Not Gud 2 Talk While Eating,

(After Eating)
Santa: Now Tell Me
Banta : There Was A Cockroach In Ur Food.

28/01/2012

Teacher to Chhote: Beta batao, Parle-G ke packet par jo 'GREEN DOT' bana hota hai, uska kya matlab hai?.......

Chhote: Madamji, Iska matlab hai...

Parle-G 'ONLINE' baithe hain..... :p :D XD X)

28/01/2012

An Awesome Msg:

When I Got Enough Confidence,
"The Stage Was Gone.!"

When I Was Sure Of Losing,
"I Won.!"

When I Needed People The Most,
"They Left Me.!"

When I Learn't To Dry My Tears,
"I Found A Shoulder To Cry On.!"

When I Became Busy,
"I Got Friendz.!"

When I Mastered The Skill Of Hating,
"SomeBody Started LOVING Me.!"

After Waiting For Dawn,
I Fell Asleep & The Sun Came Out.!

Thats lyf....!!
Simply Unpredicatble ♥

28/01/2012

Boy To Girl Before Exam:Hey,All The Best.
Girl:All The Best To U Too.
Girl Scored 80 Marks& Boy Failed

Moral:Only Boys Wish With True Heart

28/01/2012

Clarke : F**k..!! I lost my bag ! :(

Ponting : Was there cash in it? :O

Hussey : Was there a mobile? :O

Warner : Was there your credit card? :O

Clarke : No! There was an autograph of Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar !!

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