Ram Ram Japna (Paraya Maal Apna)

Ram Ram Japna (Paraya Maal Apna) aaao ..........khaoo........... gaaoooo.........nachooo......aur chale jao aao.... pate bhar khao........ghum fir ke chale jao.....

19/02/2014

3 chor Santa , Golu aur Pappu ...
police se bachne ke liye 3 borio me
chup
gaye.

Police wale ne pehle bori par lat
maari.
Santa bola: bow bow.
Police wala: Isme kutta hai.

Fir dusri bori par lat mari..
Golu bola: meow meow...
Policewala: Isme billi hai...

Fir teesri bori par laat maari to koi
awaaz
nahi aayi.
Toh usne do laat maari fir bhi koi
awaaz nahi
aayi
fir 20-25 laat marne ke baad Pappu
zor se
bola:
Saale haramkhor aaloo hun aaloo....

Alok nath
06/01/2014

Alok nath

09/09/2013

Dad:- beta Pappu 5 ke baad kya
aata hai.......?.?
Pappu:- 6,7
.
Dad:- wah mera beta to bahot
brilliant hai
Or 6,7 k baad..??
Pappu:- 8,9,10..
.
Dad:- kya baat hai beta or uske
baad.........?.?
Pappu:
.
.
.
.
.
Gulam, begum, badshah

03/07/2013

Nepali : Uuu Shaabji, yeh shyam singh ka mobile ka dukaan kaha milega..?!

Salesman: pata nahi..

Nepali: Address toh isi dukaan ka hai..

Salseman: saale ye shyam singh nahi SAMSUNG hai...

24/01/2013

Ae mere dosto, agar hai bajuo me
dum ,
To TajMahal hila kar dekho...:p

Aur agar nahi hai to aao mere
sath baitho aur,
do bottle p*eke Khud Tajmahal ko
hilta hua dekho....:p :D

22/12/2012

.

Ek baar railway-station -­ ­ -­ par 1 budha aadmi baitha train ka intejaar kar rha tha..


Waha Pappu aaya aur uss budhese pucha:
“uncle, time kya hua hai...??
Budha: “mujhe nahi pata..”


Pappu: “lekin aapke hath me ghadi to hai.
Plz bata dijiye na kitne baje hai..?
Budha: ghanta, mai nahi bataunga..!


Pappu: “par kyu..?
Budha: “abe q ki agr mai tujhe time bata dunga to tum mujhe thanx bologe aur apna name bataoge..

Phir tum mera name, kaam puchoge.
Phir shayad hum log apas me aur bhi baat krne lage,

Hum 2no me jaan- pehchan ho jayegi to shayad train aane par tum bagal wali seat par baitho.
Fir shayad tum bhi usi staion par utro jaha mujhe utarna hai.
Waha meri beti, jo bahut khoobsurat hai,

mujhe lene station aayegi. Tum mere saath hi hoge to pakka tum use dekhoge..
wo bhi tumko dekhegi


shayad tum 2no ek dusre ko dil de baitho aur shadi krne ki jid krnelago.


Isliye bhai,



mujhe maaf karo.! Mujhe aisa kangaal damad nahi chahiye
jiske paas time dekhne ke liye apni ghaditak nhi hai :D :P

14/11/2012

Rahul : Mom hum iss desh ko
kab tak lootengey

Sonia :''JAB TAK HAI JAAN''

Rahul : ohh Par humari help
kon karega?

Sonia :''SON OF SARDAR''xD

09/11/2012

Ek Sharabi full tight ho kar ghar ja rhatha
Raaste mein mandir ke bahar Pujaari dikha
Sharabi ne Pujaari se pucha"Sabse bada
kaun?"
Pujaari ne p*echa chudane ke liye kaha"Mandir
Bada"
Sharabi bola"Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise
khada"
Pujaari :"Dharti badi"
Sharabi :"Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun
khadi"
Pujaari :"Sheshnaag bada"
Sharabi :"Sheshnaag bada toh Shiv ke gale
mein kyun pada"
Pujaari :"Shiv Bada"
Sharabi :"Shiv bada toh Parbat par kyun khada"
Pujaari :"Parbat bada"
Sharabi :"Parbat bada toh Hanumaan ki ungli
pe kyun pada"
Pujaari :"Hanumaan bada"
Sharabi :"Hanumaan bada toh Ram kecharno
mein kyun pada"
Pujaari :"Ram bada"
Sharabi :"Ram bada toh Ravan ke piche kyun
pada"
Pujaari :"Arrey Mere baap tu bata de kaun
bada"
Sharabi :"Iss duniya mein woh hi bada jo puri
bottle p*e ke apni taango pe khada":P :D

02/10/2012

Ek bar pappu bank me gaya
Bhenchoooo mere ko A/C kholna hai,
Lady : tameez se baat kijiye,
Pappu : Tamiz ki maa ki aankh,
Account kon kholega wo bata,
Lady manager ko complaint karne g*i.
Manager : kyu batamizi kar rahe ho,
Pappu: Batamizi ki maa ki aankh,
Boss D.K.,
meri 100 crore ki lotery lagi hai,
battao account kaun kholega,
Manager: arrey sir aap bhi kaha is churrel se baat kar rahe ho,
Mai yaha kya aisi tesi krwane betha hun,
plzz come ... sir ..
Paisa bolta hai boss

18/08/2012

Thank god...........timeline removed finally........now old look is back

18/08/2012

Interviewer: There are 500
bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left?
Applicant: That's easy, 499
Interviewer: What are the three stepsto put an elephant into a fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer: It's lion's birthday, all the animals are there except one, why?
Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.
Interviewer: How does an old womancross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.
Interviewer: Last question. In the endthe old lady still died. Why?
Applicant: Er....I guess she drowned?
Interviewer: No!
any one who can answer this.. :p

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