12/03/2016
Glass of wine before dinner at weekends to look forward to, starting Friday night. So tonight, Himself prefers red, easy to pour a glass from a bottle you can actually see into. Me, I like white, and bubbly on special occasions. And you see, I had a problem, well not a problem, an excess of choices in the fridge, because I thought, through various happenings in the day that last night was Friday night, and so pleased to see the end of the day, opened a bottle of sparkly. Our glasses are small, crystal, nice, but approvingly small. Contemplating a second glass to put a bad day behind me when a friend arrived and I discovered it was still Thursday. Friend joined in a small glass as he too likes bubbly. Fine. Then Himself, having finished his red thought he too would like bubbly, despite it just being Thursday. So we all had a small glass and there was still some left to stow in the fridge for the realS Friday night.
So tonight, being Friday, I said I’d finish the wee drop in the bottle while Himself had the red. The bottle has that deceptive dimple in its bottom. And it is so dark, even when you hold it to the light, which I did, you cannot really see how much is left. My small crystal glass filled, and actually to my great surprise, each time I took a mouthful, there was enough there to keep topping up. By now I was cooking dinner. And Himself, having finished his glass of medicinal red thought he’d have a glass of white, opened because the box of white only had a tiny amount left from last weekend. Just a shake indicated how little. I said I’d just finish the box while cooking, martyr style.
I really was surprised when the box filled the small glass and throughout the cooking of the meal, no matter how often I took a slurp out of the glass, small glass mind you, the box glugged a top up. By the time Himself arrived into the kitchen to ask how the chef was getting on, remembering Himself is deaf, my answer of, ‘Absolutely sozzled because I can’t find the bottom of the box,’ met with a concerned ‘Don’t worry, I’ll help you find it,’ moving pots and pans about as he searched. He wondered why I was laughing.
What I’d like to know is, how far does your box go?