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J&J's Junk Shop and house clearances, 27 high Street, Tain (2026)

13/09/2026

🚨🚨 TODAY’S THE DAY, YOU LUCKY BUGGERS!🚨🚨

Our storage opening is TODAY — SUNDAY 13TH SEPTEMBER — 10AM–4PM 🛒🔥

So get your clean knickers on, drag your arse down to see us and come grab yourself some bargains! 😂

We’ve got LOADS still available, but there’s also loads already gone, so don’t sit there thinking “I’ll go later” because later could mean someone else has already nicked the bargain you wanted! 👀😂

And remember, we’ve got RAFFLE NUMBERS AVAILABLE for the caravan holiday too! 🏖️🏡

There’s still plenty left, but plenty have already gone — so if you want to be in with a chance of winning, get your number while you can! 🎟️

As for the storage… honestly, we’ve got a bit of everything 😂

🪑 Garden chairs
☕ Coffee tables
🥛 Milk churns
📀 DVDs
🛏️ Beds
🗄️ Furniture
🏠 Homeware
💥 And LOADS more!

Basically, our own little car boot without you having to stand outside freezing your t**s off 😂

And if you’re buying something big, we can deliver locally — especially if you’re nice enough to us… because apparently being nice gets you places in life 🤣

So while everyone else is standing over the hob waiting for their Sunday dinner to cook…

YOU lucky sods can come bargain hunting instead! 😂🔥

📍 GLADSTONE HOUSE, KING STREET, TAIN
⏰ TODAY — 10AM–4PM
💷 CASH ONLY

SEE YOU THERE? 👇😂

12/09/2026

🚨 TAG THE MATE WHO WOULD SELL THEIR GRANDMOTHER FOR A GOOD BARGAIN 😂👇

Because SUNDAY WE’RE LETTING YOU LOT LOOSE IN THE STORAGE AGAIN and I genuinely don’t know whether I’m excited or slightly fu***ng terrified. 😂

🚨 SUNDAY 13TH SEPTEMBER — 10AM–4PM 🚨
📍 Gladstone House, King Street, Tain
🚗 Small car park around the back
💷 CASH ONLY

And LISTEN UP because this is important…

There may only be ANOTHER COUPLE OF STORAGE OPENINGS AFTER THIS 😱

So if you’ve been thinking “I’ll go next time”…

THERE MIGHT NOT BE A FU***NG NEXT TIME. 😂

What you’ve seen in my videos?

THAT IS NOT ALL OF IT. 🤦‍♀️😂

We’re bringing MORE stuff out from the storage units AND the shop, including BEDS, furniture, random treasures and god knows what else we’ve got buried in there.

Can’t see what you’re looking for?

ASK ME.

Want a bargain?

WE NEED RID OF THE BLOODY STUFF.

Honestly, this is the perfect relationship 😂

YOU NEED CHEAP STUFF. WE NEED SPACE.

It’s basically couples therapy, but with sideboards. 😂

See something you want? GRAB IT.

Don’t stand there thinking about it for 20 minutes because someone else will walk off with it while you’re having an existential crisis beside the drawers. 😂

Need a van?

HIRE THE VAN. 🚐

Need your mate with the massive car?

DRAG THEIR ARSE ALONG.

Need an excuse to spend money?

YOU’RE WELCOME. 😂

🔥 SUNDAY 13TH SEPTEMBER
🔥 10AM–4PM
🔥 CASH ONLY

This could genuinely be one of your last chances to come and have a proper rummage through it all.

So stop watching the videos saying “Ooooh I like that” and then doing f**k all about it. 😂

GET YOUR ARSE DOWN THERE.

Smiths Lodgings at Grannies Helian Hame
Jordan Danielle Smith

10/09/2026

🚨🚨 DID YOU MISS ME, YOU LUCKY BASTARDS?! 🚨🚨

DON’T GET TOO EXCITED… I’M FU***NG BACK. 😂😂😂

I bet some of you thought I’d finally shut up and give you all a nice peaceful few days…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA — ABSOLUTELY FU***NG NOT. 🤣

I was merely waiting for pictures of NEW STOCK so I could come back and ruin your scrolling with bargains instead. 😂

Because before anyone starts with “it’s the same old boring s**t”…

NOPE. NOT TODAY, SATAN. 😂

We’ve got NEW STUFF in, and this time it’s actually IN THE SHOP, so you’ve got absolutely no excuse.

Unfortunately John had to be there for the pictures because apparently you lot need proof that other people work here too. 😂

I KNOW you prefer seeing my pretty face… but this mama has other things to run — including my mouth when nobody is listening. 🤣

👀 NOW LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIES…

These are just a few of the bits that have landed TODAY and they need gone!

So don't sit there thinking “I’ll come back later.”

Because SOMEONE ELSE WILL GET THERE FIRST and then you'll be messaging me with “has that gone?” after ignoring it for three hours. 😂😂

📏 NEED MEASUREMENTS?
Want more information?
PM ME.

Please don't leave comments and then expect me to hunt through 700 notifications trying to find you. 😂
I don't enjoy it.

It doesn't excite me.

And frankly, I've got enough chaos in my life already. 🤣

SIMPLE IS BETTER, PEOPLE!

🚨🚨 AND YES, I'M SHOUTING THIS BIT SO THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK CAN HEAR ME… 🚨🚨

🔥 STORAGE IS OPEN AGAIN THIS SUNDAY! 🔥
📅 SUNDAY 13TH SEPTEMBER
⏰ 10AM–4PM
📍 GLADSTONE HOUSE, KING STREET, TAIN
🚗 Small car park around the back
💷 CASH ONLY

Unfortunately, we've only got a couple more openings before the storage gets moved, so MAKE THE FU***NG MOST OF IT! 😂

You get the bargains.

We get extra money towards the bills.

We get some storage space back.

EVERYONE WINS. 😂

And seriously, if you can, please come along and support a LOCAL SMALL BUSINESS.

Because I really don't want to be standing here one day looking at another empty shop on the high street thinking “well… that's another one gone.”

So come along, have a rummage, grab yourself a bargain and help keep your local businesses going. ❤️

Anyway… that's enough of my s**t for now. 😂

I just wanted to annoy the people who don't like me swearing.

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 🤣🤣🤣

If you want bargains, banter, help finding something or just someone to make you laugh…

YOU KNOW WHERE I AM.

And yes… I DO LOVE YOU ALL REALLY. ❤️😂

NOW GO LOOK AT THE NEW STOCK BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE FU***NG NICKS IT. 👀🤣

08/09/2026

WHO’S READY FOR TOMORROW?! 👀🔥

OPENING DAY IS FINALLY HERE! And as I’ve already said… EVERYTHING IS FOR SALE! 🤪

And when I say everything, I mean EVERYTHING…

🛏️ Single beds
🛏️ Single trundle bed
🪑 Tables & chairs
📀 DVDs
📚 Books
🏋️ Exercise equipment
🚲 Bike
🧊 Fridge freezer
👶 Highchair
🪞 Mirrors
🖼️ Pictures
🔧 Tools
👜 Bags
🗄️ Sideboards
🗄️ Drawers
💡 Lamps
🧺 Wicker baskets
🐠 Fish tank

…and LOTS, LOTS MORE! This is only a tiny glimpse of what’s waiting for you.

⚠️ WHAT SELLS TOMORROW WILL BE REPLACED! ⚠️

Everything that goes out tomorrow will be replaced by Saturday night, ready for SUNDAY’S OPEN DAY — meaning yep, you guessed it… EVEN MORE NEW STOCK! 😂

📍 Gladstone House, King Street, Tain
🗓️ WEDNESDAY 9TH SEPTEMBER
⏰ 10AM–4PM
💷 CASH ONLY

We genuinely want to see as many of you down there as possible, so DRAG YOUR MATES, YOUR FAMILY, YOUR NEIGHBOUR… AND YES, EVEN YOUR LOCAL TAKEAWAY PEOPLE! 😂

Because let’s be honest… they know your regular order anyway. Don’t sit there pretending you don’t have a takeaway on first-name terms. 👀😂

So tag the person who needs to come with you tomorrow 👇

And remember… if you see something you want, don’t stand there thinking about it for 20 minutes because someone else will probably bloody well grab it! 😂

See you tomorrow! ❤️

Love from J&J

08/09/2026

🔥🏖️ THE CARAVAN TAG BATTLE IS ON! 🏖️🔥

Right, let's see who actually knows their mates… 👀😂
I want you to TAG 3 PEOPLE you'd take on a week away in the caravan.

BUT… there's a catch. 😈

👇 COMMENT ONE NAME FOR EACH CATEGORY:

😂 THE ONE WHO WOULD PACK THE NIGHT BEFORE

🍹 THE ONE WHO WOULD BE ON HOLIDAY MODE BEFORE THEY EVEN LEFT THE HOUSE

😴 THE ONE WHO WOULD SLEEP THROUGH HALF THE HOLIDAY

💸 THE ONE WHO WOULD SPEND EVERY PENNY BEFORE DAY 2

🤦‍♀️ THE ONE MOST LIKELY TO CAUSE CHAOS

👑 THE ONE WHO THINKS THEY'RE IN CHARGE

AND FINALLY…

🏆 WHO DESERVES TO WIN THE CARAVAN HOLIDAY MOST?

TAG THEM. 👇

Let's see who gets dragged into this against their will! 😂😂

And if you're tagged…

YOU HAVE TO TAG SOMEONE ELSE BACK. 😈

Let's get this comment section absolutely ridiculous. I want names flying everywhere! 👀🤣

🎟️ RAFFLE NUMBERS £10 EACH
🏖️ WIN A WEEK'S STAY IN THE 8-BERTH GOLD PREMIUM CARAVAN

Go on then… START THE TAGGING WAR. 🔥😂

❤️ Love from J&J

07/09/2026

🚨 WE’RE BACK!! 🚨

We are DEFINITELY back today AND tomorrow, 9–4

before the madness begins… 😈

And because you lot asked so nicely 😂 I’ve uploaded a VIDEO TEASER of what’s waiting for you at the basement clearance! 👀

BUT…… before you start thinking that’s everything…
IT BLOODY ISN’T. 😂

This is JUST A TEASER and only shows ONE SIDE of the TWO sides of what we have available! 🤯

And yes… we’ve got SINGLE BEDS 🛏️, EXERCISE EQUIPMENT 🏋️‍♀️ and plenty more waiting to be snapped up!

⚠️ IMPORTANT — PLEASE READ! ⚠️

I WILL NOT BE SAVING, HOLDING OR RESERVING ANYTHING.

If you spot something you want, GET HERE AND GET IT!
No “can you put it aside?”
No “I’m coming later, can you hold it?”
No exceptions. 😂

🔥 FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED — IF YOU’RE NOT HERE, SOMEONE ELSE CAN BUY IT! 🔥

And before anyone turns up waving a card at us…

💷 CASH ONLY! 💷
NO CARD PAYMENTS — BRING CASH!

📍 BASEMENT CLEARANCE
🗓️ WEDNESDAY 9TH SEPTEMBER
⏰ 10AM–4PM

Now get watching 👀👇

WHAT HAVE YOU SPOTTED THAT YOU’RE AFTER?

Tell me in the comments — but remember…

COMMENTING DOES NOT RESERVE IT! 😂

Love from J&J ❤️

06/09/2026

🚨 RIGHT YOU LOT… LET’S SEE WHO’S ACTUALLY GOT THE BALLS TO PLAY ALONG 😂🚨

I’ve got NEW STOCK from another clearance ready to join the mountain of stuff waiting for the basement clearance…

And I’m considering showing you a VIDEO SNEAK PEEK 👀

BUT…

I don’t want boring old likes.

I want CHAOS. 🤣

👇 COMMENT “SHOW US” if you want the video.

BUT HERE’S THE CHALLENGE…

🔥 TAG THE MATE WHO WOULD SEE SOMETHING IN THIS VIDEO AND BE AT THE DOOR BEFORE YOU.

🔥 TAG THE ONE WHO CAN’T WALK PAST A BARGAIN WITHOUT BUYING IT.

🔥 TAG THE ONE WHO WILL SAY “I DON’T NEED ANYTHING” AND THEN LEAVE WITH HALF THE BASEMENT. 😂

And if you’re feeling particularly brave…

COMMENT WHAT YOU’RE HUNTING FOR. 👀

Furniture?
Bric-a-brac?
Books?
DVDs?
Random stuff you absolutely don’t need but somehow MUST OWN? 😂

Let’s see what everyone is after and who can cause the biggest bloody stampede on Wednesday. 🤣

⚠️ REMEMBER — FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED.
See it. Want it. SN**CH IT.

🚨 BASEMENT CLEARANCE 🚨

📅 WEDNESDAY 9TH SEPTEMBER — 10AM–4PM

📅 SUNDAY 13TH SEPTEMBER — 10AM–4PM

📍 GLADSTONE HOUSE, KING STREET, TAIN
➡️ AROUND THE BACK — SMALL CAR PARK

Then we're CLOSED 14TH–21ST SEPTEMBER.

So tag your bargain-hunting partner, comment SHOW US, and let’s see if we can cause absolute bloody mayhem before Wednesday even arrives. 😂🔥

AND NO… I’M NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR FRIENDSHIPS THAT END OVER A £2 BARGAIN. 🤣

Love from J&J ❤️

05/09/2026

🚨🚨 RIGHT, LISTEN UP YOU LOVELY LOT! 🚨🚨

WE ARE OPEN TODAY 9-4!

So stop scrolling, get your arses in the car and come have a rummage! 😂

🎟️🎟️🎟️ RAFFLE NUMBERS ARE STILL AVAILABLE! 🎟️🎟️🎟️

£10 A NUMBER — AND YES, YOU COULD BE WINNING THAT BLOODY CARAVAN! 🏖️

You can grab your numbers TODAY and they’ll ALSO be available on our storage clearance days.

JUST ASK ME FOR YOUR RAFFLE NUMBERS!

Because if you ask John, he’ll be trying to work out which money is for what and I can practically hear the steam coming out of his ears already. 😂

ONE LOT OF MONEY AT A TIME, JOHN! 🤣

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📢📢 NOW PAY ATTENTION… THESE ARE THE DATES YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS! 📢📢

📦🔥 STORAGE CLEARANCE DAY #1 🔥📦
🗓️ WEDNESDAY 9TH SEPTEMBER
⏰ 10AM–4PM

📦🔥 STORAGE CLEARANCE DAY #2 🔥📦
🗓️ SUNDAY 13TH SEPTEMBER
⏰ 10AM–4PM

WRITE THEM DOWN. SCREENSHOT THEM. TELL YOUR MATE. TELL YOUR MUM. TELL THE NEIGHBOUR. TELL THE BLOODY HAMSTER IF YOU HAVE TO. 😂

Because once those doors open, it's FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED and I'm not holding anything back while you decide whether you might want it. 😂

💷 CASH ONLY ON CLEARANCE DAYS! 💷

Our card machine is an absolute pain in my arse when we take it out the shop, so CASH ONLY means less faffing, less swearing and hopefully less chance of John launching the bloody thing into the nearest wall. 😂

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🚨🚨 IMPORTANT — WE ARE CLOSED 14TH–21ST SEPTEMBER 🚨🚨

🚧 The outside of the shop is having work done, so we'll be CLOSED FROM MONDAY 14TH SEPTEMBER UNTIL MONDAY 21ST SEPTEMBER.

📌 PUT THIS IN YOUR DIARY NOW!

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🏖️❤️ AND WHILE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HOLIDAYS…

John is holding the fort at the shop while the rest of us are currently at the caravan.

We DO still have WEEKDAY AVAILABILITY at the caravan.

❌ Weekends are completely booked until the end of the season!

💰 £100 A NIGHT

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Doesn't matter how many are sleeping in it!

I'd much rather have people enjoying it than have it sitting there empty, so if you've been thinking "we could really do with a wee break"…

👉 MESSAGE ME NOW!

Because apparently I enjoy making myself even busier. 😂

❤️ So there you go — raffle, storage, shop closure AND caravan all in one post.

If you've managed to read this far without getting confused, give yourself a bloody medal. 🏅😂

And PLEASE SHARE THIS POST because I don't want someone turning up on the 15th asking why the shop is shut after I've spent half my life shouting these dates at Facebook. 🤣

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J&J's Junk shop and house clearances
27 high street
Tain
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Storage opening
Gladstone house
King Street
Tain
(Small car park around the back)

Love from J&J ❤️

03/09/2026

🌴☀️ RIGHT… THIS IS THE FINAL PUSH FOR THE CARAVAN RAFFLE! ☀️🌴

I’ve still got 50 NUMBERS AVAILABLE 🎟️😱

Yep… FIFTY! So we’re giving this one ONE LAST BIG PUSH before the raffle closes!

🎟️ £10 A NUMBER

🏆 WIN A WHOLE WEEK IN OUR 8-BERTH GOLD PREMIUM CARAVAN! 🌊☀️

And this time there’s a DEADLINE! 👀

🚨 RAFFLE CLOSES 1ST OCTOBER 🚨

I want to get this filled, drawn and DONE before I bu**er off to Spain! 🇪🇸😂

So if you’ve been saying:

"I’ll get one later"
"I’ll do it next week"
"I might get a number"

…well LATER HAS ARRIVED! 😂

There are 50 numbers left, and once they’re gone, that’s it — we’ll get the draw sorted! 🎉

Imagine spending £10 and ending up with a WHOLE WEEK AWAY! 😍🌊

So come on… WHO’S GOING TO HELP ME SHIFT THESE LAST 50?! 👀

👇 COMMENT, MESSAGE ME OR TAG SOMEONE WHO NEEDS A HOLIDAY! 👇

And please SHARE THIS POST because I want these numbers GONE before I’m sat in Spain with a sangria in my hand wondering why the bloody raffle still isn't filled! 😂🍹🇪🇸

❤️ Thank you to everyone who has already entered and supported us — we genuinely appreciate it! ❤️

FINAL 50. £10 EACH. DEADLINE 1ST OCTOBER.

🔥 LET’S GET THIS DONE! 🔥

03/09/2026

🚨 RIGHT… DON’T ALL START SOBBING AT ONCE! 🚨😂

Unfortunately, the dreaded builders are coming for us, so we’re having to CLOSE THE SHOP FOR ONE WHOLE WEEK while work gets done on the outside of the building.

📅 CLOSING:
🔥 MONDAY 14TH SEPTEMBER 🔥
📅 BACK OPEN:
🎉 MONDAY 21ST SEPTEMBER 🎉

I KNOW… I KNOW… 😭

HOW ARE YOU LOT GOING TO SURVIVE A WHOLE WEEK WITHOUT J&J’S?! 😂

BUT… before you start organising a support group, there’s good news! 👀

Because obviously we CAN’T SIT STILL, we’re going to try and make A DAY OR 2 to open up the STORAGE while the shop is closed!

AND… 🥁

🔥 THERE’LL BE NEW STOCK! 🔥

So keep your eyes peeled because we’ll announce the storage dates as soon as we know them.

👇 NOW LET’S SEE WHO ACTUALLY KNOWS J&J’S 👇

I want you to COMMENT BELOW AND TELL ME WHAT YOU’RE GOING TO MISS MOST ABOUT US! 😂

But here’s the catch…

❌ “The bargains” — TOO EASY.
❌ “The shop” — BORING.
❌ “Everything” — TRY HARDER. 😂

I want your FUNNIEST, MOST RIDICULOUS OR MOST SAVAGE ANSWER.

Tell me what you’re genuinely going to miss…
Tell me what you secretly love about us…
OR tell me what you’re going to miss even though you’d NEVER admit it in public! 🤣

🏆 LET THE COMMENT WAR BEGIN! 🏆

I’ll be keeping an eye on the replies and I want to see WHO CAN COME UP WITH THE BEST ONE.

Tag your mate who thinks they’re funny and LET’S SEE WHAT THEY’VE GOT! 😂👇

And if your comment is s**t… I reserve the right to publicly judge you. 🤣

Honestly, you lot are getting ONE WEEK OFF FROM US and STILL somehow getting a bloody competition out of it! 😂

❤️ From J&J ❤️

NOW GET COMMENTING. I’M WAITING… 👀😂

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