ROAD Poetrycomedytragedy

25/06/2026

i went to the restroom at Bradys
only to find it was for ladies
such inconvenience
is closer to deviance
and i'd rather be crapping in Hades

24/06/2026

there was a young man getting moist
whilst hanging around on a hoist
his boss made him sweat
due to standards not met
whilst fixing a metal web joist

23/06/2026

there was an old man called god
who carried his bricks in a hod
but when up the ladder
he was bit by an adder
cos he never did look where he trod

22/06/2026

t'was a mere effigy of sentiment

19/06/2026

there was a young girl got garroted
by a killer who crushed her carotid
stitched up like a kipper
some said it were Ripper
but others say he was parroted

some say the MO
was that of Big Joe
but he claims his fingers were rotted

16/06/2026

there was a young lady from kimla
who liked to impersonate himmler
but an end to her frollicking
came with a bollocking
you t**t! it's not even sim'lar!

05/06/2026

there once was a docile pet antelope
i fed him on magical cantelope
it made him want s*x
with a range of insects
'til by god i saw him and an ant elope

28/05/2026

woebegone the wobbegon
couchant on the ocean floor
never gets to sing a song
or knock upon a door
it was ghetto from the getgo

11/05/2026

10/05/2026

my parents, tragically, stayed together...dysfunctional symbiosis