26/06/2025
A starving asylum seeker is greeted at Dover by a good genie who grants him 3 wishes.
The asylum seeker says i'm hungry. (POW) a huge banquet appears!
He then says now I want a nice house. (POW) a big mansion with a swimming pool appears.
He then says I want to be British. (POW) everything vanishes!
He asks where has everything gone? the genie says you're British now mate, you're entitled to f**k all.