Bathroom Wall Philosophers Inc.

01/03/2026

FU*K the fat orange s**t for illegally invading a sovereign nation. Let's hope he gets stuck in his s**t.

07/31/2024

That's some tasty s**t!!!

07/26/2024

Lotta s**t to do today. That's some good s**t, homies.

07/21/2024

S**t, they missed.

06/30/2024

That is some **t

05/28/2023

Yeah, I know the difference between s**t and shinola. Do you?

04/12/2023

Ah, spring, time to get started cleaning up the dog s**t and thinking about what s**t to plant in le jardine,

01/31/2022

Life is too short to walk in the s**t. Remember that, kiddies.

05/19/2021

Now this is some serious s**t.

This bum splitting turd (coprolite) was found in 1972 beneath the site of what was to become the York branch of Lloyds Bank and may be the largest example of fossilised human faeces ever found, measuring a whopping 20cm (8 in) long and 5cm (2 in) wide! Analysis of the stool has indicated that its producer subsisted largely on meat and bread whilst the presence of several hundred parasitic eggs suggests they were riddled with intestinal worms. In 1991, York Archaeological Trust employee and paleoscatologist, Dr Andrew Jones, made international news with his appraisal of the item for insurance purposes: "This is the most exciting piece of excrement I've ever seen... In its own way, it's as irreplaceable as the Crown Jewels". The layers that covered the coprolite were moist and peaty. They preserved not only the coprolite but also timber, textiles and leather. Put simply, this is a fossilized human turd. Possibly the largest and – bizarrely – most valuable poo on record. It dates back to approximately the 9th century and the person responsible is believed to be a Viking.

04/30/2021

Politicians be like "let's fling some s**t at the people and see what sticks".

01/29/2021

2020 was a real s**t fest.