FUNBERRIES STORY SO FAR...
When Shane Matheson and Ryan Withers first learned of their promotions within the Mrs. The two had only been working in the lower ranks for 14 years and suddenly they found themselves calling the shots and doing the spitting, instead of being spat on (proverbially and literally. it's a legitimate business intimidation technique). Funberries is one of the great Australia
n success stories. From a humble beginning putting rocks in jars to a multi-national empire spanning 5 continents, including Antarctica but deliberately avoiding South America because she hates Peruvian buskers, Mrs. Funberries has become a name you can trust, often with your life! Funberries was born in ?? in 19??, the daughter of Ernest and Lavinia Funberries, who were the official suppliers of cylinders to local businesses and wildlife. Funberries was soon quite the entrepreneur herself, at first making jam at home which her parents would lovingly smother on the cylinders, then later selling the jam INSIDE the cylinders, which were hastily renamed 'jam jars' - a world first! Unless you count other countries that had done it prior, which we don't. Funberries opened her first shop in Old Sydney Town in 1874, many years before she was born. It was not the last instance she was ahead of her time, as she opened her second shop in 1853. Eventually she tired of her innovative business practice of running time backwards because it became complicated making small talk at parties, so she began working exclusively within a linear construct and hasnt looked back since! Today, Mrs. Funberries is washing her towels. She doesnt really have enough for a whole load but you need clean towels. She could stick a doona cover in, but that fluffy towel always puts, well, fluff on everything and you dont want that on your doona. I suppose I'll just do two loads. Then change this back to third person. So she did. Find out more at http://www.mrsfunberries.com Providing entertainment since 2009 (except for 2 weeks in June 2010 because Shane's car was stolen), Shane Matheson and Ryan Withers are the best in the biz! At least according to 'Bizness Monthly June 2010 issue.
