The Bearded Octopus - Alternative Craftsman

The Bearded Octopus - Alternative Craftsman Newcastle based alternative craftsman. Creating custom kink/BDSM furniture. More info coming soon.

What does your Sunday look like? I've got custom stingshots on the table, which one do y'all think will look best once f...
15/08/2026

What does your Sunday look like?

I've got custom stingshots on the table, which one do y'all think will look best once finished?

Wow!What better way to wrap up Newcastle Kinkfest tomorrow, than with a bunch of amazing performances, vendors, and the ...
01/08/2026

Wow!

What better way to wrap up Newcastle Kinkfest tomorrow, than with a bunch of amazing performances, vendors, and the kink awards!

We've got stingshots and knives aplenty! Get in early, or go home empty handed. See y'all at 4pm when doors open.

See what's hiding under the first layer of sanding!?
26/07/2026

See what's hiding under the first layer of sanding!?

We're down here at  for all y'all Canberrans!
20/06/2026

We're down here at for all y'all Canberrans!

13/06/2026

Things are heating up over here!

We are getting ready for - see you Saturday Canberra

So, this happens every market. I've gotta find a better way to test them for y'all. Whose got an idea for me? Slide acro...
25/05/2026

So, this happens every market. I've gotta find a better way to test them for y'all.

Whose got an idea for me?

Slide across to see.

TW: bruising

24/05/2026

Tell me you hate this song, I dare you!

Sharp bois and other delights from 4pm - 8pm today
at for the markets!

23/05/2026

Yo, we've got a killer fresh new batch of scrapey bois - and they just might be our sharpest yet!

Slomo Grinch scrapes ASMR

Come on down to for the Birthday Markets tomorrow!

17/05/2026

Look what's made its way from the workshop to the oiling table!

A new batch of 26x K's and 3x P's!

They'll be ready for y'all at for 5th bday next Sunday!

We're back baby! And we couldn't think of a better return than to help celebrate  5th birthday! As always, get in quick,...
16/05/2026

We're back baby!

And we couldn't think of a better return than to help celebrate 5th birthday!

As always, get in quick, stock will be limited.

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Newcastle, NSW

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