KOMC Designs

05/13/2026

A story that is probably only funny to this goose and me, but the girls will understand immediately.

A local wildlife rehabber messaged us with what she called a "silly request". She asked if we could make a Canada goose instead of our traditional white porch goose. Ma'am. Be serious. That is not a silly request. That is a VISION. A MASTERPIECE. A HONK OF ART.

So we made her. She was stunning. Majestic. Slightly judgemental. Very lifelike and, as such, made me relive past goose trauma. Everything a Canada goose should be. We set her outside for pickup and then, because the universe loves drama, the tornado sirens in Noblesville started going off.

So there I am, shoving kids and dogs into the basement while hail is absolutely pelting the earth, the wind is whipping tree limbs around like we're in Twister, and suddenly I realize ...

THE GOOSE

MY CHILD IS STILL OUTSIDE.

And listen. Would she have probably been fine? Yes.
Did I sprint into the storm like a Victorian woman rescuing her beloved from war? Also yes. Because I am merely the guardian of these geese until they are united with their mothers, but I take that job VERY seriously (I whisper words for affirmation to every goose we create).

Was there an "incident" during the rescue operation where I accidentally bonked her head on the door frame hard enough to require minor plastic surgery? Unfortunately yes. Thoughts and prayers were appreciated during recovery.

But THAT 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 THE 👏 POINT.

I love your porch goose like it's my own until she is safely in your hands and on your porch. This is an open adoption. I expect updates. I want seasonal outfits. I want photos. I want to know if she is thriving emotionally.

Your husband might not get it (Michael absolutely does not). Your kids might call her cheugy (is that still an insult or nah?) But the millennial women? Oh, we get it. I get it.

And now just look at her. Thriving. Unbothered. Radiating confidence in her little sunhat under the loving care of her new mother.

Go live your best life, queen. Be well.

04/28/2026

Your mom called. She said she wants a porch goose for Mother's Day (which is in 12 days, BTW)

04/28/2026

04/28/2026

Dooneese may be a little structurally challenged, but she's still part of the flock. Dooneese is family 4eva.

04/27/2026

Is your goose looking a little... uninspired? Has it taken one too many tumbles in an Indiana windstorm and lost its dignity?

We got you.

KOMC Designs in Noblesville decided the people of Indiana deserved better, so we created our own goose from the ground up. And we mean that literally. We designed the goose, 3D printed it, built the molds ourselves, and pour them solid concrete. These beauties weigh in at 50+ pounds, so they're not going anywhere unless you invite them to.

Each one is hand painted with care, personality, and just the right amount of attitude. And yes, we do custom jobs! Like our Canada porch goose friend for a local wildlife rehaber. These are not your average, run-of-the-mill geese. These are statement geese. Conversation-starting geese. "Where did you get that?!" geese.

If you're ready to upgrade your porch game and have the coolest goose on the block, send us a message! Your future goose is waiting!

Traditional (white) geese are $150
Custom paint price will be discussed!

04/24/2026

Tall: No
Tan: A little!
Young: ? (ageless chaos)
Lovely: DUH
The girl from Impanema just... stands there.

04/23/2026

Look at this elegant ladyyyyy!

Raise your hand if you have been personally victimized by a Canadian goose! Don't worry, our Canadian Porch Goose is no risk to you. Super excited to do this custom porch goose for a local wildlife rehab!

Send us a message to order your own porch goose!

04/23/2026

Raise your hand if you have been personally victimized by a Canadian goose! Don't worry, our Canadian Porch Goose is no risk to you. Super excited to do this custom porch goose for a wildlife rehab!