06/17/2026
I had my annual vet visit yesterday. The doctor says I'm healthy. Actually, she said I'm "healthy." You know... with air quotes. Then she said she wouldn't be upset if I lost a couple of pounds and told Mom that walking 1.6 miles a day is perfectly acceptable.
RUDE.
Then they stole my blood. Nearly all of it, judging by the size of that bandage. Look at that thing! I did get treats and ear rubs, so for a brief moment I thought I had made a new friend. Turns out she was working with Mom the whole time.
To make matters worse, I got not one, but TWO shots! They also renewed my license for another year, which is nice, I guess. Personally, I think the rabies shot should have gone to Mom because she is definitely the rabid one around here. So now I'm "healthy," licensed, vaccinated, and suffering from trust issues.
All this on what was supposed to be my day off.
🐾 Elly Mae, Professional Victim