Faux Fanna

15/04/2020

Official blueprints for the next project.

25/03/2020

If you or someone you know struggles with addiction, tell them you love them, they are worth it, and give them my name if they need an ear!

On March 19 I celebrated four months of sobriety. This alcoholic journey is one of self-inflicted poor decisions and inability to control both my mind and actions. Eventually I gave up control, sought help, and by the grace of God have spent the past four months sober. The law did not bring me to AA...

01/03/2020

Happy National Peanut Butter Lover’s Day! #🥜
📷: the internet

26/02/2020

There is a new post up at https://www.fauxfanna.com/post/for-my-future-employer about removing judgment from what you may feel someone can or cannot do. On an unrelated note, I love my dad.

08/02/2020

Thanks, Lowe's Home Improvement for the fun today!

07/02/2020

The timing of this post is purely ironic if you follow my personal account. If you tell me no, I will eat my feelings, cry, and eventually rise above because as says, “Fail until you don’t.” Amidst my current failures, I successfully installed this barn door by myself and only managed to make one accidental hole that no one will ever see! Go to https://www.fauxfanna.com/post/barn-door-installation

02/02/2020

Instagram: I made a molten lava cake.
Reality: I made a flourless chocolate cake that didn’t cook long enough and then got covered in ganache and will make all my flavor dreams come true.

30/01/2020

Hey Grand Rapids! Do you need faux-fessional help with a house or business project? Complete the form on Faux Fanna’s “Inquiries” page for rates. I (Faux Fanna) will work alongside you to help get your project done quicker!

https://www.fauxfanna.com/inquiries

24/01/2020

Happy National Peanut Butter Day! I had to share a fellow South Dakotan’s fine skills, so check out .nuts if you want to spice up your peanut butter game. In the meantime, all you this is NUT just another day. Be nutty. Go nuts. I’ll stop now. 😳🥜

23/01/2020

Door is up dance!

22/01/2020

A huge thanks to for updating these cabinet doors. I didn’t want clear glass, and the bubble glass didn’t hide enough.
They said price varies based on the glass you choose, and this was $85 well spent. Now I just need to install new countertops and update the backsplash... @ Grand Rapids, Michigan