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Two grumpy guys Woodworks What’s to say…. We’re grumpy and make awesome stuff. Give us a like. Or don’t. We don’t care.

Tiger maple coffee cellar. If you are hosting foreign heads of state and want to impress them with your barista skills, ...
05/02/2026

Tiger maple coffee cellar.
If you are hosting foreign heads of state and want to impress them with your barista skills, pull some great value coffee out of this beauty and they’ll swear it’s the finest coffee this side of the pacific.
It’s all about the presentation.

Come see us at NWA Makers in Fayetteville today. Seeing everybody else’s booths made us realize we are not interior desi...
04/26/2026

Come see us at NWA Makers in Fayetteville today.
Seeing everybody else’s booths made us realize we are not interior designers.

What’s it gonna be? I have no idea, either. Whatever it turns into, I hope it doesn’t break on the lathe and somebody pa...
04/09/2026

What’s it gonna be?
I have no idea, either.
Whatever it turns into, I hope it doesn’t break on the lathe and somebody pays me a huge amount of money for it.

What wife wouldn’t want a 15 pound spalted maple vase full of flowers? Keep us in mind if you accidentally confuse your...
03/13/2026

What wife wouldn’t want a 15 pound spalted maple vase full of flowers?
Keep us in mind if you accidentally confuse your wife’s name with your ex’s name.

Well… We’ve hit the big time now, peasants. Our stellar good looks and talent have landed us a spot on the wall at the f...
03/05/2026

Well… We’ve hit the big time now, peasants.

Our stellar good looks and talent have landed us a spot on the wall at the famous Miss Anna's on Towson!

POV-You show up at our shop without beer or cash.
02/05/2026

POV-

You show up at our shop without beer or cash.

Not my proudest creation.
01/23/2026

Not my proudest creation.

Valentine's Day is coming up and jewelry is expensive. Buy her some locally made wood crafts. That way, you can afford s...
01/12/2026

Valentine's Day is coming up and jewelry is expensive. Buy her some locally made wood crafts. That way, you can afford something for your wife AND girlfriend.

You win some, you lose some. Spent several hours making this monstrosity. Sometimes ideas in your head look better than ...
12/24/2025

You win some, you lose some. Spent several hours making this monstrosity. Sometimes ideas in your head look better than real life.
I shall call it “the enlarged prostate”
Hopefully one of y’all will be tasteless enough to pay me money for it.

Getting everything stocked up for Christmas. Check us out at the local fairs or go see our booth at The Shops at BrickCi...
12/03/2025

Getting everything stocked up for Christmas. Check us out at the local fairs or go see our booth at The Shops at BrickCity.

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