3 Elms Carpet & Furniture Store

15/09/2024

Just a reminder to all members of the time travellers club.............the next meeting planned for two weeks ago tomorrow has been postponed until the Monday before.

15/09/2024

Really looking forward to going to the village pub today with all my family for Sunday lunch. The Balance Inn has just been completely refurbished so can't wait to see what they have done with it.

03/09/2024

For those of you who know about my recent activities regarding 38 cars. It is my last day of payback tomorrow! I am going to organise a celebration meal and a few drinks....watch this space! Kev

13/08/2024

F**k me, here we go again. Ford Mondeo one owner with fully documented service history £750.....

What is your best price Brother?

£750 our kid.

£650 cash and I will take off your hands Brother.

£750!! our kid

£650 Brother no warranty

£750 no warranty anyway our kid.

I only have £650 Brother.

Get back in touch when you have saved another £100 our kid!

04/08/2024

What unique car am I driving at the moment that is showing an average MPG of 250+ ?

30/07/2024

I can't believe it.............just hit the hat trick of timewasters this week. Two Welsh guys travel circa 1.5 hours to view a Mazda 2 with full Mazda service history on a 11 plate, £2k with 12 months fully comprehensive warranty. Retail price is £3,000 up for £2,000 to clear. Great car...no knocks....no rattles and 2 owners. I finish at 5pm but agreed to stay late...............that should have given the game away! Long test drive....all good. We would have taken it now but the nearside folding mirror is not working! What?? OK.........I will knock you £100 off to get a replacement fitted. No.....we want it fixed now! If you cannot fix it now we will leave it. OK no problem says I. So just clarify............the has had 2 private owners, full Mazda service history, 12 months MOT, 12 months fully comprehensive warranty but the nearside mirror does not fold in and you are walking away having just been offered £100 discount?? YES! Thank f**k I do not get many of these types in. Please tell me they only come in Three's!!

27/07/2024

I very rarely get timewasters in my business but I have two this week. I do not take deposits because even if the customer changes their mind about buying a car, I will refund their deposit anyway. Both customers were coming to view, test drive and drive away the cars, both had been on hold for about 4 days. Both customers then let me know within one hour of their appointment time that they had changed their minds. I wonder how they would have felt if I had sold the cars from under their noses? Like I say this is very rare and I will continue to do business my way as 99.9% of my customers are as good as Gold and leave fantastic feedback via my reviews. I think I might start a name and shame list of timewasters!
Forgot to mention that despite all previous contact with these timewasters was via phone calls they both sent messages..............at least grow a pair and pick the phone up!!

27/07/2024

I have been using this car for a couple of days and it is achieving 77 mpg around town!!! ONLY £3,500. However, it has travelled 75% towards the Moon and had circa 3,000 poor drivers!! EX DRIVING SCHOOL CAR!! STILL CHEAP THOUGH!! PERFECT FIRST CAR!

If your Husband, Wife, Son or Daughter makes you nervous when they are driving, I can always leave the dual controls in!!
www.genuine-cars.co.uk

25/07/2024

HERE IS SOME FREE ADVICE FOR YOU.....DO NOT USE HPI TO CHECK OUT YOUR NEXT POTENTIAL CAR. THE REPORT DOES NOT CHECK FOR UNRECORDED WRITE OFFS OR IF THE THE CAR HAS BEEN AN EX DRIVING SCHOOL, EX POLICE OR EX MILITARY CAR!!
USE THIS LINK BELOW FOR A FULLY COMPREHENSIVE REPORT.....

Reveal if vehicle is financed, stolen, recorded as write-off or was sold as lot at salvage auction. Our mission is to reduce fraud in the automotive industry.

25/07/2024

PLEASE TAKE A LOOK AT MY CURRENT STOCK................SORRY, I CANNOT PUBLISH THE ULTRA LOW PRICES, THE POLICE WILL THINK I HAVE STOLEN THE CARS!!

www.genuine-cars.co.uk

24/07/2024

Nicholas, Thank you for your positive review, your business and support. Thx again, Kev

24/07/2024

whoooops!

forgot to mention the spec.................
sat nav - cruise control - speed limiter - Bluetooth - reversing camera - over 100 miles range - alloy wheels - both 3 pin and fast charge cables. 12 months fully comprehensive warranty!!

I DO NOT KNOW HOW I DO IT FOR THE MONEY!!